Satire and Satin

Merry Christmas everyone! Or, happy 5th night of Hanukkah! Well, tonight will be anyway. Happy holidays to you other people, religious or not. I am home and with my family, out of my college town and away from bars, but not the alcohol because I’m fairly certain my family couldn’t stand one another without it! I hope everyone that is on break from school is relaxing and not worried about grades or going back (I haven’t even checked my grades!). Take a few deep breaths, have a drink or two, and enjoy the rest of December!

Guess what Tumblr, I have a date on Monday. Yes! A real, legitimate date! Granted, it’s a guy I met at a shitty bar, and he’s like 4 years older than I am, but it’s still a date. I haven’t been on a date in 2 years, and the last one was with a boyfriend who dropped me off at my place afterwards, then promptly went to another girls house and cheated on me. Woot! So a date is exciting! I’ll update you all about it afterwards!

Have a wonderful day!